by Kidd O'Shea
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posted Oct 26 2011 4:16PM
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Dear Mr Oscar-
If this letter means I can never win an Academy Award for "Best Morning Radio DJ in a Short Film Documentary with Animation" then fine.  But, I am writing to let you know you have lost ANOTHER viewer.  I can assure you that no one will ever care about "Best Sound Mixing" or "Best Mack-up Artist."  So, why do you keep wasting our time? I wish you could just show the big awards and get it done in about one hour.  The next time you decide to give an award for "Best Music Score in a Foreign Film made by an American Director featuring Sarah Jessica Parker's Dog," just know I will not be watching.
Thanks,
Upset Movie Fan |