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How to keep your bartender happy

If you want to give a nice, strong drink the next you're at a bar, make to NOT do the following:
  1. "When you get a chance..."
  2. Do NOT be a bad tipper
  3. Do not barf anywhere
  4. Do not hit on them
  5. Do not order a Long Island Iced Tea
For an explanation of why, click here.


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11/10/2010 4:41AM
How to keep your bartender happy
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