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Bad Pickup Lines

Pickup lines are overrated and entirely unnecessary, yet, for some reason, men still love to collect and sometimes even try them out on unsuspecting women.  Askmen.com has a list of the Top 10 worst pickup lines out there!

10) "Nice legs, what time do they open?"

9) "You must be tired, because you've been running through my head all night."

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